HOT AIR BATTERY
I though I would share the design plans for my "Hot Air Battery".
The concept is that it can be powered by the hot air from all the spin doctors at EEstor, Ecolocap etc. For that matter, political "spin doctors" will work equally well.
As you can see from the diagram, the spin doctor's spiel is directed into the receiver and converted into power and stored in the "cloud" chamber of the battery. It can thus be "Googled" when energy is needed to drive various pieces of electronic equipment.
It is not advisable to use the hot air battery to drive personal items such as shavers etc. etc., as the energy "spin" could cause some injuries. It may also have some strange effects when used to power music and sound systems.